Trying to watch the Oscars or et tu Santa Monica

So here I am all alone and a little sick trying desperately to watch the Oscars BUT, my damn neighbors are on the stoop(directly in front of my house) talking about scripts they are buying blah blah blah Hollywood. argh. I don't think they know that I can hear them as well as I can, which of course makes me wonder what the hell they know about me! So my Oscar experince is ruined. Oh well. ut some huy next door thinks the Benjamin Button shouldn't win and that Last Chance Harvey was a "really stupid movie dude!" Oh Santa Monica, why? why? why?