I planned homecoming and then everything got out of control. I need 300 people to buy tickets at 43 bucks each or I am footing the bill. The 10,000 bill. Anyone feel like sponsoring some poor kids homecoming?! They deserve it.
I can't even think about it all. I say you pick a kid and send them to homecoming!
Would that I had 300 readers. . .
What the fuck!? Punch and a boom box, kids! Enjoy! Oh that I were so heartless. How much? Forty-three? I guess I can throw rocks at the ducks until I get another gig. Sign me up.
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